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What is marmalade?

A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school

"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)

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Marmalade - what is it?

A marmalade is when you ask your mate to get you something from the shop and they deliberately bring back the last thing you would have asked for.

Mate: Do you want anything from the shop?
You: Nice one. Yeah, a Snickers?
Mate comes through the door with a jar of marmalade.
You look at him like, 'what's wrong with you mate?'
Straight-faced, he goes, 'Oh, Snickers. I thought you said marmalade.'

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What does "marmalade" mean?

it's the new meaning for any thing that you find gay about males or if you are gay what you like about another male.

straight man :that guy is so marmalade look at how he talks to joe

gay man: man what are you talking about that man over there is so firkin marmalade i wish he was talking to me.

straight man : get out we all ready have a gay friend in our group.

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Marmalade - what does it mean?

A term used to offend someones mother.

Your ma is a maramalade.

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Marmalade - meaning

a song by System of a Down

Me: Hey have you heard Marmalade by Soad?
Soad fan: Dude! That song rocks!
Me: Whoa...chill man...

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Marmalade - definition

Heroin. White, odorless, addictive. A thousand orgasms. Fine china.

I saw a bum shooting marmalade into his toe. Gross!

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Marmalade - slang

A term used in place of another term, usually vulgar in nature. The use of this term as a substitute for a vulgar term marks the persons intention to censor himself or herself. This term is generally substituted for the f-bomb.

"Get out of the marmalading car!" "We marmaladed last night" "

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Marmalade

Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?

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Marmalade

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."

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Marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

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