Definder - what does the word mean?

What is marmaladed?

1. To be gifted with something a little sweet/a little tart in an effort to make them feel better.

2. To be given a jar of marmalade

Mary was having a bad day until Sue marmaladed her!

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Marmaladed - what is it?

Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?

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What does "marmaladed" mean?

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."

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Marmaladed - what does it mean?

A form of culture jamming linked to passive jamming. It concists of jamming forums by sending bitter sweet wake up calls or reality checks backed up with facts. It is often quoted that β€œMarmalade comes with no preservatives”
marmalading is often shortened to marma.

we need to start marmalading this blog.
have you got the facts for the marmalading?

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Marmaladed - meaning

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.

My boyfriend is marmalade.

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Marmaladed - definition

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

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Marmaladed - slang

The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.

After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.

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Marmaladed

A thick jelly-like liquid made from Oranges including the rind, it is usually used on toast or in sandwiches

The Word is Marmalade and it’s spelt M-A-R-M-A-L-A-D-E

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Marmaladed

A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school

"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)

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Marmaladed

A marmalade is when you ask your mate to get you something from the shop and they deliberately bring back the last thing you would have asked for.

Mate: Do you want anything from the shop?
You: Nice one. Yeah, a Snickers?
Mate comes through the door with a jar of marmalade.
You look at him like, 'what's wrong with you mate?'
Straight-faced, he goes, 'Oh, Snickers. I thought you said marmalade.'

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