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What is fake and bake?
incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
klimax kush Fake-Bake
fake and bake - video
Fake and bake - what is it?
Tanning at a tanning Salon
"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"
What does "fake and bake" mean?
noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
Fake and bake - what does it mean?
Look at lindsay lohan...she sure has a crappy fake n bake
Fake and bake - meaning
1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
Fake and bake - definition
A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.
"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."
Fake and bake - slang
To fake tan, or use uva/uvb lights to acheieve a darker skin complexion
hey kelly..did u fake n bake? ur skin looks abit darker than yesterday
Fake and bake
Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.
Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"
Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"
Teacher: "S'cool, then."
Fake and bake
A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.
Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."
Fake and bake
Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.
Stuck in the 1980's.
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.
or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake
or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.