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What is fake bake?
Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.
Stuck in the 1980's.
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.
or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake
or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.
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Fake bake - what is it?
A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.
Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."
What does "fake bake" mean?
When someone who nobody likes pretends to be high when he isn't.... also he likes penis
Sam Was a Fake Bake Faggot because he was pretending to be high off sun chips... also hes a faggot
Fake bake - what does it mean?
sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).
look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.
Fake bake - meaning
When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.
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Fake bake - definition
The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.
Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.
Fake bake - slang
incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
klimax kush Fake-Bake
Fake bake
Tanning at a tanning Salon
"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"
Fake bake
Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.
Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"
Fake bake
when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one
Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?