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What is eye sex?
When you maintain eye contact with a stranger, in an oddly sexual manner, perhaps at the grocery store or driving down the street... for more than five seconds, you have successfully managed to "do" someone, eye-sex style.
Be careful though, don't want to share sloppy seconds with your friends ;) SAFE SEX, wear some SUNGLASSES!
(IN THE CAR driving with her girl friend)
Natalie: "OMG, OMG... I just DID him"
Kerry: "WHO?!?!"
Natalie: "That guy over there on the motorcycle... you know, eye sex"
Kerry: "Here's some glasses you NASTY! (throws sunglasses)... don't wanna go catchin' any pink eye!... GROSS"
eye sex - video
Eye sex - what is it?
When you establish eye contact with an opposite sex hotie in a bar or party for a long enough period of time that you know you might not come back home alone at the end of the night.
-Dude! I just hade eye-sex with this hot girl! You've got to come with me and take care of her friend!
- How come I always get the fat chick!?
- Do I really need to answer that?!?
What does "eye sex" mean?
The kind of relationships between two same-sex persons (occasionally happens in TV-shows) that gives to girls all over the world a gulp of desire and this sweet madness every time their beloved characters do this. Sometimes fandom can be born just from the eye-sex.
Jane: And you don't wannaο»Ώ sleep with me..... Do you?
Maura: *dat look full of eye-sex*
Rizzles fans: died
Eye sex - what does it mean?
eye contact that withstands a time period longer than the casual encounter. eye contact that signifies: come hither.
Jane: That guy over there wants me.
Mary: How do you know?
Jane: We just had 5 full seconds of eye-sex!
Eye sex - meaning
Staring into another's eyes wistfully as though you'd like nothing more than to grab them by the hair and lay a heavy one on. Followed by jumping upon said person and having your wicked way with them!
FanGirl Gina: Dean and Cas DO NOT have the hots for each other.
FanGirl Dina: Gin-Gin, you are soooo wrong. All you gotta do is tune in to every episode of Supernatural to view the rigorous Eye!Sex happening there!
Eye sex - definition
ogling or staring at desirously, imagining sex. usually with a hot or rather spiffy member of the opposite or same sex. (which ever you prefer)
Me and brandon definitely had eye sex last night at the basketball game.
Eye sex - slang
how merlin and arthur look at each other
Merlin: *Stares at Arthur*
Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*
Eye sex
Staring at someone so lustfully that you might as well be having sex with them.
Anytime Richard Castle and Kate Beckett look at each other, a part of you wants to scream "eye sex!" at your television
Eye sex
Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.
James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!
Eye sex
The act of two people staring at each other in such a lustful way they might as well be doing it.
"You so had eye sex with him!"
"I am no longer a eye sex virgin."