(3.) "Bow down to the Princess of Awesomeness, Ewey."
(4.) Robert tried to explain to Liney that just because he is Ewey's wife, and Ewey is Liney's wife, that Robert is not Liney's wife. This defies the Transitive Law, where if a=b and b=c, then a=c.... therefore Liney is correct. And a polygamist .
(5.) Sometimes I sit alone in my room saying "ewey" and bust out laughing 'cause it's so darn funny.
(6.) Nobody will ever know that Captain Pedo is really Ewey!
A condition, generally of a person or animal (but not an inanimate object), in which the person or animal is found to be both cute and humorous. Employed only as a term of endearment.