What is evade?

I Evaded my taxes.

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Evade - what is it?

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

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What does "evade" mean?

The Holy Act of rendering yourself invisible to your side bitch. By flawless means of taking the stance.
See lean and cuisines video on YouTube for steps.

May be used to evade side niggas.

"Bro i was with my girl when my side bitch slid out of forever 21, I hit that side bitch evade and she couldnt even smell me"

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Evade - what does it mean?

Pure criminal scum who evade their taxes.

"If you find out someone is a tax evader, it's your duty to end their life"

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Evade - meaning

Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.

Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !

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Evade - definition

Ludwig ahgren the twitch streamer

Hey did you hear that twitch streamer didnt pay taxes?

Oh yeah that Ludwig ahgren guy is a tax evader

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Evade - slang

Using an alternate account/changing your IP address to simply, play/do whatever you did before.

Person 1: haha i hack in block game
Admin: *bans account*
Person 1: i'll just use a different account
Person 1: *hacking on another account*
Admin: *IP bans person 1*
Person 1: *uses a VPN to ban evade once again..*
Person 1: *hacks once again*
Admin: *insert disappointment here*

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Evade

A game played by someone whos a extreme homosexual

You play Evades gay boy

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Evade

Along with Sprint, Evade is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged

Teammate- Haha that kid missed me with the sword, i'm tea bagging his ass
Halo veteran- No man, he was using evade, you have to respect his maturity for not using invis or something gay

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Evade

To resist, or prolong arrest, by giving chase

O.J. Simpson murdered his wife then evaded the police

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