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What is Halo: Reach?
The fifth Halo Game made by Bungie studios to be released in 2010.
"Halo Reach is a very anticipated game for many people who call themselves gamers, and casual players alike."
Halo: Reach - video
Halo: Reach - what is it?
Fuck load better than Call of Duty.
COD Player:Dude i just got a thermal scope for my ACR
Smart guy plying halo reach:fuck you i just got a killionare
What does "Halo: Reach" mean?
Halo: Reach is a game made by Bungie Studios and was the prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved. It was supposed to be the greatest Halo title, but turned out to be terrible. It broke its own canon many times and introduced many new features that were terrible.
They broke the original Halo gameplay so badly that the golden triangle (guns, grenades, melee) turned into a square made out of moldy turds (Armor abilities, guns, grenade spam, sprint melee).
They removed many features that made what Halo was and removed dual wielding, and the most iconic weapon of Halo: The SMG. The Battle Rifle was also removed and replaced with a new, more overpowered weapon.
Bungie also brought back the health system which made sense, but made grenades way more powerful, without changing them.
The game was overall terrible and only ran for a few weeks off of hype. The game couldn't even hold #1 game on Xbox LIVE for more than a few weeks. Every other Halo game accomplished this for years, and even when they were not #1, they were still pretty high up.
There is a conspiracy where Bungie intentionally made Halo: Reach a bad game because they didn't want the fans to miss them and so 343 Industries could have an easy time winning over the fanbase and selling Halo games by turning Reach into something playable and remaking the first Halo game without changing a thing.
Guy: Halo: Reach is gonna be great!
*Plays Reach*
DEEUUAAUUEGH!!!!1!!11!!1!1
Halo: Reach - what does it mean?
The next in the Halo line of games. Often the cause of divorces and disownings. Coming after Halo 3: ODST, it will be released in 2010, and is being dubbed Halo 4 after Halo 3: ODST was only just released as a new game and not an addon to Halo 3.
Jim: "FUCK ME! I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALO: REACH. I AINT GOING TO MARRY U COS ITS ON THE SAME DAY AS HALO: REACH IS RELEASED!"
Halo: Reach - meaning
the 5th halo game made by Bungie and the final installment in the series. Takes place Directly Before Halo: Combat Evolved.
when this game is released it will end a need for outdoor activitys and will ensure world peace and the end of poverty. unfortunetly it has already started to kill games like Halo 2 which had its servers shut down to start the Reach servers, it is sure to also kill games such as BF: bad company 2 and Modern Warfare 2 as everyone will be too busy blowing each others brains out with DMRs and Wraith Tanks to worry about mega n00b fests like MW2
Gamer 1: "Oi, have you seen the new blackops videos? those trailers look SWEET!"
Gamer 2: "black ops production will be cancelled after September 14"
Gamer 1: "what? why?"
Gamer 2: "because after they run their sales projection they will relise that Halo: Reach has eaten 98% of the market and nobody wants Cod anymore"
Halo: Reach - definition
1) A Game that is art in every single way possible.
2) A one in a million game that deserves to be overrated.
dude: Have you played Halo: Reach yet?
other dude: not yet.
dude: You have yet to live.
(other dude gets reach)
...
(fifteen minutes later)
...
(other dude explodes because he couldn't handle the pure awesome that shot through his body at speeds that would overpower an F-16 Pilot in his prime! )
Halo: Reach - slang
A game where you help master chief get his reach toothbrush.
Master cheif: You there soldier! are you ready to help me get my Reach toothbrush back from the Arbiter?
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Halo: Reach
Highly anticipated upcoming FPS game being made by Bungie Studios for the Xbox 360 console. It is a prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved and will be the last Halo game made by Bungie, who will afterwards move on to making another game of a new IP universe (or possibly a Marathon game). There will be a public beta starting May 3rd that anyone with a copy of Halo 3: ODST can access.
"Dude, have you pre-ordered Halo: Reach?"
"Yeah, I'm playing the Beta right now, too!"
Halo: Reach
After hearing about Infinity Ward releasing a game called Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2 or Call of Duty 6 or Modern Warfare 2, critically acclaimed studio Bungie will follow up Halo 3: ODST or Halo 3: Recon with Halo: Reach, in an attempt to show video game studios how to actually keep children from going to school.
Halo: Reach has good graphics too Infinity Ward!
Halo: Reach
Halo: Reach is the fifth and probably last game in the Halo series made by Bungie.
It is a very anticipated game. Many people believe that the game will be the highest grossing of 2010.
The game takes place soon before the events of Halo: Combat Evolved. In this game, you don't play as Master Chief but a new unnamed person identified by the callsign Noble Six.
The game is based on the book Halo: The Fall of Reach and obviously it will take place on the planet Reach, as Spartans defend the planet from the Covenant.
A multiplayer beta of the game will be released in May 3rd 2010 and it will contain alot of new modes like Invasion, headhunt and spartans vs elites.
Halo: Reach is going to kick some serious ass.