Definder - what does the word mean?

What is embo?

When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.

"Hey man, what's up?"

"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."

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Embo - what is it?

Daddy embo 😍

Daddy embo

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What does "embo" mean?

A young woman, usually in the teenage years, who has a propensity for giving very satisfying oral sex.

My girlfriend is such a freaky emboes

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Embo - what does it mean?

A squagouly Dooble

Hey Craig, look at that embo!

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Embo - meaning

Nickname for a girl who usually gets sick on rides after eating fried shrimp. Also a nickname for a girl who throws up on their little sisters door jam while being about 5 or 6 years old. Embo tends to have weird obsessions with gingers, feeling the need to hug every single one of them.

Why does Embo keep hugging all those gingers?" Response: "I'm not sure...I wonder if she's using Palmer's pick up lines."

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Embo - definition

An abbreviated term for an Embassy cigarette (usually Embassy Number 1s). One of the few respectably strong brands of cigarettes widely avaiable in the UK not to suffer filtre perforation, with a reassuringly chemical flavour.

They can be identified by a white packet, with a dual-tone diagonal red stripe.

"Ponce us an Embo to go with my coffee Cedric"

"They're really more of a tea fag, Harlequin. Twoc a Gitane off Jean-Luc while he's in the lav"

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Embo - slang

Where hooligans go to snort coke and shoot some pool.

''Hey Jim, you going Embo this Saturday for some lines and a pint?''
''Sure thing boss x''

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Embo

it means to eat my butt out (embo)
if ur pissed off at some one tell them embo

hey why dont you embo

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Embo

(noun): Deep cleansing of the butt using the tongue.

"Hey, I'm off to the spa for a quick facial and an embo. I'll be back around six!"

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Embo

Eat My Butt Out

Why don't you embo?

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