Definder - what does the word mean?

What is elven?

A special division of idiots.

Wow, he is such an Elven King, he can go die in a hole.

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Elven - what is it?

A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.

I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.

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What does "elven" mean?

A Flaming Homosexual male on a chat site, Currently holding over 800 posts. Always tries to get away from a person called BrotherHood, yet he was peed on by him and stabbed multiple times.

Look at that gay ELVEN BROOKS

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Elven - what does it mean?

Cunniligus of the mouth

Gabe how do you not know what "The Elven Tongue" is?

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Elven - meaning

The result of giving an Elf a blowjob, as their cum is said to be minty green. Also another name for a Grasshopper (the drink) because of its similar color.

Rhianna: "Elven Breathmints are delicious!"

Leo: "...Double entendre anyone?"

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Elven - definition

Butt stuff, as coined by the adult fantasy game Tales of Androgyny.

To do it "elven style".

"Hope you don't mind doing it elven style... not that I have much of a choice, given that you're a boy kitty in reality, aren't you?"

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Elven - slang

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat

Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob

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Elven

Having the elf ability to see things from a long distance.

I used my elven eyes to spot the hot chick in the back of the club.

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Elven

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.

"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"

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Elven

Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.

I know a girl who has elven pointy ears.
An elven lifespan is very long.

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