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What is elden ring?
A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.
For those who are maidenless
Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...
Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much
elden ring - video
Elden ring - what is it?
Bro I was giving my grandpa a sponge bath and I had to clean his elden ring
What does "elden ring" mean?
"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"
Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!
A: Did you hear about the one ring?
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.
Elden ring - what does it mean?
Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!
Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!
Elden ring - meaning
The greatest use of your time
Friend 1: have you seen Greg?
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I haven’t seen him all week
Elden ring - definition
"I'd love to finger your Elden Ring"
Elden ring - slang
I doubt you could even imagine it. Another joke by George R.R Martin (and this time FromSoftware). Something that does not exist, and never will exist. It's subreddit has gone completely hollow, mindless fiends who have replayed Dark Souls 150 times since the Elden RIng trailer and make memes about going hollow all day, everyday
Guy: Hey, have you heard? they are finally releasing Elden Ring!
Subreddit Hollow: *incomprehensible noises*
Guy: 2053!
Subreddit Hollow: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elden ring
I doubt you could even imagine it, a actually good game for the times we're in.
A Spiritual successor to the DARKSOULS Trilogy, just like the trilogy, bloodborne, and Demon's Souls this too is another banger that doesn't fail. If anyone is talking shit about it and never played a souls game in their life just understand its their first experience with a title like this. These games may be hard but just go with Sorcery or the current Meta Build, if you don't wanna do either there's Co-op.
Discord user 1: "Dude I love Elden ring! I've been playing this game for hours on end and I just LOOVEE this game!"
Discord user 2: "I heard its hard, should I buy it?"
Discord user 1: "It's hard but sorcery builds and co-op can make the game easier, but yea dude totally buy it man. We'll duo every boss in the game."
Elden ring
Elden ring, the spiritual successor to dark souls
Elden ring
A game being developed by From Software that doesn't exist and will never come out.
OHHHHH ELDEN RING OHHHHH ;((((((((((((