A mental disorder afflicting teenage girls, characterized by extreme highs at the sight of Justin Bieber with marked lows or depression upon hearing of his association with Selena Gomez.
An Eber-geek is one who is consumed with their Ethernet connection and the wonderfull world of online gaming. Someone who spends all their time glued to a computer playing games like Dungeons and Dragons and Warcraft, etc... These people also have no lives nor do they ever shut down their computers resulting in sucking up all the bandwith the internet has to offer.
(Mother to 30 year old son)
MOTHER: Honey time to eat EBER-GEEK: MOM! I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons!
MOTHER: But its time to eat it's your favorite
EBER-GEEK: MOM! I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons! LEAVE ME ALONE
MOTHER: *sigh* god my son is such an Eber-geek...
Eber (Χ’Φ΅ΧΦΆΧ¨, Standard Hebrew ΚΏΓver, Tiberian Hebrew ΚΏΔαΈer, Arabic: ΪΎΩΨ―) or Heber, is a person from the Hebrew Bible and Muslim Qur'an. He was a great-grandson of Noah's son Shem and the father of Peleg and Joktan. He was the son of Salah and an ancestor of Abraham.
In Jewish tradition, Eber, the great-grandson of Shem, refused to help with the building of the Tower of Babel, so his language was not confused when it was abandoned. He and his family alone retained the original human language, Hebrew, a language named after Eber (Heber), also called lingua humana in Latin. (There are different religious positions on this issue; see also Adamic language.)
She's so nice. She's the most beautiful person ever. Shes probably a christian, She talks about god alot. She can be so, so annoying. She will keep her feelings inside but she's very, very loving.