What is duech?

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.

1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.

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duech - meme gif

duech - video

Duech - what is it?

Pretty much self explanatory.... (any "higher" being) of the dueches

Ex: how does one become such a dueche lord?

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What does "duech" mean?

Typical Dueche is self explanatory.

"Justin Beiber is such a typical dueche."

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Duech - what does it mean?

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.

Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.

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Duech - meaning

1.Someone who does not have the mental capacity to perform normal human functions. Basically this person can be described as a retard.
2.Someone who is an asshole to everyone, and nobody likes them. Most people would just call them a "dueche"; however, this person is usually short in nature, hence the "nugget" part.

1. "Stop being a dueche nugget James and lets get going, you are always late!"
2. "James is being an ass, he's such a dueche nugget"

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Duech - definition

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"

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