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What is Justin Beiber?
The gay ass kid who thinks he's a rock star when he actually spends his days sucking cock. His voice sounds higher then a girls voice, this is because he has/will never hit puberty and because he is and has a pussy. He pretends he is black by sagging, wearing the color purple and wear snapbacks.
BABY, BABY, BABY OHH!! SON! ARE YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND LISTENING TO JUSTIN BEIBER?? NO DAD! WERE HAVING SEX!!!! OH, OKAY GOOD.
Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!
Justin Beiber - video
Justin Beiber - what is it?
"The Beibs" for short. A horrible disease which causes lack of talent, high pitched voice, and stupid looking hair. Also causes preteen girls to follow the victim everywhere and worship them.
Hey, how's it going Bill?
Not so good, I think I caught a bad case of the Beibs.
How can you tell?
Well, my hair is looking Douchier every day and there are some young girls following me everywhere. Eventually, I'll look exactly like Justin Beiber.
That's horrible, get away!
What does "Justin Beiber" mean?
He is a talentless fag that sounds like a fucking autotuned cat getting steamrolled and sotomized by one-armed native americans. He has the looks of a 40 year old lesbian, (not the hot kind) the IQ of a teenage girl (his only fans) and hasn't puberty (never will). His lyrics are like that of an infant, they are just moans and don't know many words. Some want him shot, but he would only (I hope not) be memoriolized like Biggie or 2pac which he clearly doesn't EVER deserve. We all hope that he dies of malaria and the bird flu soon. R.I.P. Notorious B.I.G. and 2PAC!
Justin Beiber is the worst thing to happen to American Culture since 9/11, The Rodney King Beatings and The Columbine Shootings.
Justin Beiber - what does it mean?
A girl who disguises herself as a boy and sings annoying songs about love in order to get 12 year old girls to like her
Girl: OMG! I have such a crush on Justin Beiber!
Boy: You do know that Justin Beiber is a girl in disguise, right?
Justin Beiber - meaning
A nearly male version of Miley Cyrus. Canadian. Wanna-be gangster who acts like Usher is his best friend. Fans of his are usually 7 year old Disney fan-girls.
"Justin Beiber is a disgrace to Canada"
Justin Beiber - definition
A guy with a tiny penis and a horrible voice.
That guy is such a fag, hes a Justin Beiber.
Justin Beiber - slang
An extremly annoying kid who sounds like he is a 7 year old, trys to be ganster, (But fails) says shawty, sings about love when he is 14, and if they made a chipmunk version of one of his songs, it would sound exactly the same. :)
hobo: ONEEE LESS LONLEY GIRRRRRRRRRL!
Person: Why are you singing Justin Beiber.
Hobo: He is a chipmunk!
Person: No. That just his actual voice.
Justin Beiber
An insult to all gays of the world. A little twit who needs to be slapped by God and Hitler. This bitch will NEVER be able to sing in his life. The kid is 16 and sounds worse then a dying chipmunk.
Alvin: Hey guys we have a new member!
Chipmunks: Who?
Alvin: Justin Beiber!
*Justin sings*
*chipmunks die from high pitch and bad lyrics*
Justin: Damn
Justin Beiber
Gay of the gays. a little canadian buttercup who sounds like he's constipated when he signs. Also, he doesn't want anything to do with Meagan Watson, due to her obsessive nature over his 4 year old ball sack.
"Justin Beiber reminds me of a dying giraffe when he sings"
"Meagan Watson wants Justin Beiber's babies, only Justin Beiber is a baby himself."
Justin Beiber
The definition of horrible rapping. Can sing because he ain't no gangster. Says shorty way too much, when he is the skinniest kid Ive ever seen. Has deusional fans who dont know the definition of good music or cute boys. He should get into love ballads.
That kid sings like Justin Beiber