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What is downriver?
Those who live in the Downriver area of Michigan (communities south of Detroit: Allen Park, Brownstown Township, Ecorse, Flat Rock, Gibraltar, Grosse Ile, Huron Charter Township, Lincoln Park, Melvindale, River Rouge, Riverview, Rockwood, Romulus, Southgate, Taylor, Trenton, Woodhaven, and Wyandotte) who have either/or have failed to obtain a higher education, have had a child at too young of an age, married, married an uneducated individual in the armed forces, got involved in a blue collar career with no chance of promotion, have no ambition to succeed, live with parents over the age of 24, too lazy to succeed or obtain a job to support oneself, and or live off the financial means of an individual(s) other than themselves. In other words believe that this (the Downriver Shuffle) is just "Good enough."
Those who have not succeeded, nor have made a significant improvement in their lives since high school. Those whom still believe that their band is going to "Make it" are just a few examples of those playing the "Downriver Shuffle".
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Downriver - what is it?
noun.
another name for a mainstream person. opposite of a hipster.
so named because they go WITH the flow, as in not upstream. downstream.
a: my favorite music? justin bieber, lady gaga, you know, whatever's in.
b: ah, a real downriver swimmer.
What does "downriver" mean?
its a cheap ass drink made in downriver Michigan that involves Five o'Clock Vodka mixed with Faygo Orange pop witch for A half gallon and 4 liters runs you about 15 bucks it was invented by Jason Rhodes and Tiff also the name for it came from Anthony Lupro and Thomas Massengill faygo is also a cheap pop on made in Detroit
Tom-Man i want to get drunk but i aint got no cash
Anthony-shit man lets take back some bottles
Tom- But Theres Only Acouple Bucks there
Anthony- we'll make some Downriver Screwdrivers
Tom- Chea
Downriver - what does it mean?
The act of cumming in a girls hair, then when she wakes up in the morning her hair is perm like.
Yo, I gave that bitch I met at the wheat a downriver perm last night.
Downriver - meaning
A Downriver Jellyfish refers to the aquatic marvel that is indigenous to the southern portion of the Detroit River. Its composition consist of one used latex condom with ejaculate, knotted off and released into the water. Downriver Jellyfish are often observed floating in marinas, canals and occasionally known to wash up on beaches.
"Hey Steve! It must of been a real fuck-fest last night, there is a school of Downriver Jellyfish floating near the boat".
Downriver - definition
Downriver consists of cities in the Detroit metropolitan area. There is Romulus, Taylor, Dearborn, Dearborn Heights, Riverview, River Rouge, Wyandotte, Woodhaven, Southgate, Gibralter, Flat Rock. And basically the cities are this, Romulus: is either filled with neighborhoods of black people or White Cloud. Taylor is "taylortucky" and the rest are alright i guess.
I live in taylor tucky which is Downriver
Downriver - slang
An area south of Detroit, categorized by goth kids, obese people and collar poppers. These kids get beat up when they go out into the rest of the world. The only kids who survive are the ones who are on myspace.
"Yo, that beatdown was Downriver as fuck."
Downriver
A metropolitan area in southeast lower Michigan consisting of working class suburbs that are located ' down the river ' from the city of Detroit. Population consists of middle to below income households of all races, but mostly white with a predominant Muslim community in Dearborn. Some of the early housing in the Downriver communities were quickly and cheaply built to house the influx of southerners who moved there to work in the once thriving auto industry of Detroit. Because of this Michigan is sometimes referred to as "The Mississippi of the North". For the record there is nobody famous 'from Detroit'. Bob Seger, Kid Rock, Eminem, ICP , Madonna and Alice Cooper are not from Detroit, but the SUBURBS that surround it. Crap floats right..and always downriver! *the 'burbs North of Detroit are always a lil' uppity because of that *
Kids who are trying too hard to have street cred will say they are from Detroit rather then admit they live Downriver.
Downriver
Downriver is an area that's essentially a dingleberry hanging off the ass of Detroit. To break it down by city, River Rouge is basically detroit. Ecorse is also basically like Detroit, but with less burned downed houses. Melvindale is a tri-fecta of trashy white people, Arabs spilling over from Dearborn, and Mexicans on the come-up from Detroit. Dearborn can be broken down into two parts: East Dearborn is essentially ISIS, and West Dearborn is a little nicer, but still ISIS. Dearborn Heights is a combination of Dearborn and Taylor. Taylor is full of super trashy white people, rednecks, whiggers, and promiscuous young teenagers, the girls there are known as "Taylor Girls" meaning trashy white ho. Inkster is ghetto. Romulus is ghetto farmland. Lincoln Park is shitty and is filled with wannabe thugs and Mexican families. Allen Park is decent, but is slowly being bufu'd by all the surrounding cities, which are the latter. Wyandotte has an artsy fartsy downtown, but too many thug wannabe's from Lincoln Park have spilled over there, putting it on the decline. Southgate is decent but not great. Riverview is "meh." Woodhaven is a decent place to live, a lot of white people, but some arabs have fanagled their way in there. Trenton has a lot of old and slowly dying white people and a lot of young douche bags. Grosse Ile is 90% wannabe rich people and 10% actual rich people. So to sum it up, downriver is a crappy suburb south of Detroit filled with blue-collar workers who can't get out.
Nobody wants to live Downriver.
Downriver
Is when you go down on a girl, while she's on her period.
Dude, theres something red on your top lip. "Oh, shit i must of went "Downriver" on her."
I decided to go "Downriver" on her. And Shitted all over it...