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What is douchetard?

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.

1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.

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Douchetard - what is it?

The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.

Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard

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What does "douchetard" mean?

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

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Douchetard - what does it mean?

An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.

That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.

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Douchetard - meaning

a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...

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Douchetard - definition

One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.

"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!

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Douchetard - slang

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

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Douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.

"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"

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Douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

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Douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

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