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What is Douchetard?
Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.
Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard
Douchetard - video
Douchetard - what is it?
A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.
"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"
"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."
"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
What does "Douchetard" mean?
Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time
Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!
Douchetard - what does it mean?
An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
Douchetard - meaning
A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.
Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
Douchetard - definition
Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
'That douchetard really pisses me off!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
Douchetard - slang
Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.
A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
Douchetard
Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.
It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.
As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
Derek: Omg, did you see Demi Lovato's new hair?
Alice: Derek, you're such a fucking douchetard.
Douchetard
A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.
1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
Douchetard
The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard