Definder - what does the word mean?

What is douchery?

The various attributes of an asshat who overvalues his/her opinions, status and importance. Individuals stricken with this condition often suffer from delusions of grandeur and speak in 4th person.

“The douchery is strong with this one as he regularly refers to himself in the 4th person by using his Navy rank to try to impress those around him.”

“His level of douchery was frightening as he talked about being ‘in the zone’ before running a 5k fun run.”

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Douchery - what is it?

Similar to a hatchery. A place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. You may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. Hopefully you don't know anyone running a douchery.

OMG, with a dad like Jon, I hope Kate isn't stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.

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What does "douchery" mean?

The horrendous acts of unadulterated stupidity perpetrated by baldwin, don and all known associates.

Since Baldwin arrived, the office has been flooded with douchery.

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Douchery - what does it mean?

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

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Douchery - meaning

verbal stupidity only comparitable to a used douche bag.

The douchery will never cease as long as humans have the capability to speak.

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Douchery - definition

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

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Douchery - slang

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)

"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

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Douchery

The act or art of being a douche

Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.

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Douchery

Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.

Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: Douchery...

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Douchery

To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

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