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What is doucheball?
A group of basketball players from Detroit that believe that just cause they are from a city with a lot of poverty and thugs that it somehow means they are the best basketball city in the United States. When in actuality they arent even the best basketball city in Michigan (See Flint, Michigan). Basically anyone that plays basketball and is from Detroit.
Yo son that one AAU team from Detroit was talking so much shit when they got off the bus about how they were gonna run this tournament and they left 0-5 and got smoked by 20 twice. They were some true Detroit Doucheballers. Deeeetroit Douuuucheketball!
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Doucheball - what is it?
Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words
I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.
What does "doucheball" mean?
The origins of doucheBaller as a word came about in a bar conversation in Redondo Beach, Ca in 2019 about TRUMP.
"He's got his own plane, Trumps a baller. Yeah, but he's kind of a douche." It went back and forth until the drunk word emerged. Beers aside, we all know a few doucheballers. Its not a jealouse thing, its just a thing.
A total douche, that is also kind-of-a-baller... or thinks he or she is a baller, but is actually a total douche! It helps to dress the part!
Lets face it, "all lives well lived have doucheballer moments." Its not all negative. Be the best doucheball you can be! Doucheballer can be asprational as well!
Some that are more baller than douche.
Yeah, he's got some money, but he's a total doucheballer.
Doucheball - what does it mean?
A very homosexual game played in P.E. class.
Dude, I dont want to play doucheball today, it sucks ass.
Doucheball - meaning
These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.
A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer
Doucheball - definition
Why do you have to be such a doucheball?
Doucheball - slang
A word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. This word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douchebag. They are the kind of person that is just acting like a dick for no reason whatsoever.
Also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. This person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.
"That last customer threw his money at me like I was some kind of cheap whore, what a Doucheball!"
"Steve is such a fucking Doucheball!"
Doucheball
Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.