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What is dooshe?

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

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Dooshe - what is it?

the sound it makes when a vinegar truck collides with a water truck

me: whoa, look at those trucks, theyre gonna crash!
trucks: doosh!

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What does "dooshe" mean?

When a person, is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are. So, you start adding o 's. The more ''o''s, the bigger the douche.

Brian is becoming a real Douche. Yeah, but Kevin is a fucking Doosh and Matt is a Doooosh.

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Dooshe - what does it mean?

The sound you make after you get punched

Hey man lets fight, no way.... :turns back:....o no!! doosh!...fuck, my lip

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Dooshe - meaning

The wrong way to spell douche.

I am an idiot so I spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!

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Dooshe - definition

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."

He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.

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Dooshe - slang

The blatant & incorrect spelling of the word douche.

Sohou looks like such a doosh.

After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.

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Dooshe

A douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.

Guy 1: Dude you wanna toss the DOOSH around?
Guy 2: No dude, that's gross.

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Dooshe

A word looked on up urban dictionary by those who can't spell douche properly.

Go back and type in doosh

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Dooshe

1. The act of either covering the body of one who has been passed out with either lotion (in the shape of a penis on the stomach), baby powder, cheese, grapes, glue, or any other assorted substance that can be placed on one's inebriated and non-functional body.
2. The act of placing one's penis in a hotdog roll and covering it with relish, ketchup, mustard or other condiments used on hotdogs. This is done best after one has passed out naked.

Clark: "Look! Mike has passed out! Let us dooshe him!"
Ron: "With what shall we dooshe him?"
Clark: "I will surely secure the hotdog bun and mustard and relish! We can smear his penis with the condiments after placing it into the hotdog bun!"

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