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What is door mat?
When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
door mat - video
Door mat - what is it?
Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown
What does "door mat" mean?
Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
Door mat - what does it mean?
I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me
Door mat - meaning
You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.
I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.
Door mat - definition
When you leave a fart at a restruant in the smal room between the outside and the main building.
Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.
Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.
Door mat - slang
Usually a women who gets tret like shit and cheated on all the time some times firsted (not in the gud way) and always put down and made to feel like shit while taking the blame and always taking them back
Hey Christie you fat bitch door mat why dont you just do us all a favour and die...... oh sorry babe i didnt mean it just give me sum plant and get back in to bed and ill make it all better.
Door mat
A person who allows people to treat them badly or walk all over them.
Mark: Tyrone treats Sarah like crap.
Chris: Yeah she's such a door mat sometimes.
Door mat
the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
Door mat
A small fucking blanket, that is so small that has no use.
Hey man can you pass me a blanket?
Yeah sure here you go.
Fuck thanks for the door mat bitch!