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What is dogfucker?
From an old one line joke, To Mess up Completely
Here's the punchline, "He was so messed up, he sent his wife out in the yard to play with the kids, went up stairs, and fucked the dog."
In the book, "The Right Stuff" After his space capsule sank, Astronaut Gus Grissom didn't recieve the full honors accorded to Al Shepard, because with the sinking, Grissom, "screwed the pooch." e.g. dogfuck
dogfucker - video
Dogfucker - what is it?
To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.
"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"
"Whats going on dogfucks?"
"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"
What does "dogfucker" mean?
3 cars
That bitch got the dogFuck gap
Dogfucker - what does it mean?
Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.
Dogfucker - meaning
to be totally fucked by someone or something and have no clue it's about to happen
Harry: "How was your day at work?"
Lloyd: " Ohh, it was terrible, i got dogfucked hard this time"
Dogfucker - definition
A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.
Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"
Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."
Dogfucker - slang
v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.
Dogfucker
noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
Dogfucker
An aircraft electrician serving the Royal Air Force.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.
Pilot: I ave a problem with the NR indicator.
Line Swine: I'll get a dogfucker to come and have a look at it for you
Dogfucker
A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.
You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.