Definder - what does the word mean?

What is because you touch yourself at night?

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.

Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!

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because you touch yourself at night - video


Because you touch yourself at night - what is it?

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

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What does "because you touch yourself at night" mean?

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

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Because you touch yourself at night - what does it mean?

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

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