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What is electrician?
While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.
"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*
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electrician - video
Electrician - what is it?
A character in the Beastie Boys Song "Check it Out" arrested "because your ass is a fucking electrician."
"Son, you've been arrested, 'cause your ass, is an Electrician."
What does "electrician" mean?
Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.
“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”
“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”
Electrician - what does it mean?
Also known as sparky or fucktard.
Spectacularly retarded individuals who spend their days pulling on electrical cables whilst dreaming about penises.
They get the name sparky from the lack of two available brain cells to rub together and generate a fart of a spark.
Diametrically opposed to fitters
''Who is that fucktard?"
"That's Kevin. He is an electrician"
"Fuckin sparkys. Deadset braindead fucks, the lot of them"
OR
"Copy, underground electrician"
-no answer-
"Fuckwit is probably jerking off a cable wishing he cock was this big"
Electrician - meaning
During the day, a person who runs cables through walls. By night person with severe drinking problem who sits on his but expecting others to entertain them
I can see you live with an electrician (two people dancing while electrician holds a pistol directed at said persons feet)
Electrician - definition
The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.
Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.
Electrician - slang
Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.
Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.
Other Attributes:
Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).
Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .
The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!
Electrician
A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.
Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.
Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.
*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.
**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other
Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.
Electrician
to lay a cable
also see u bend bloker or dropping kids off @ pool
"They call me 'the electrician'
'whys that? '
well everytime i go i lay a cable!!
Electrician
Slang for nazi, probably originated from nazi uniforms looking like electrician uniforms and/or swastikas looking like wires, mostly used on discord
Would you rather be an "electrician" or fr- french 🤮