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What is disney world?
A mystical place where sex does not exist.
The last place I want to go for my honeymoon is Disney World
disney world - video
Disney world - what is it?
The greatest place on earth. =P Often used to describe a great memory two or more people shared. Could be anything from "hugging" to "tap dancing", depends upon what is enjoyable to you. Most of the time it is used when you wanna tell people you did something fun but it's hard to explain why it was fun and you're too lazy to give all the disney world.
Friend: "Hey man, me and my girlfriend went to Disney world last night:)"
Man: "I thought you said you watched tv and ate popcorn?"
Friend: "We did, but I enjoyed it more than normal cause I had her there with me."
Man: "I see"
What does "disney world" mean?
The Happiest Place on Earth! Sure it's expensive AF but lemme tell you that it's completely worth it. Your smile will be genuine for the first time in a while (at least for me). It's great fun! 4 Theme Parks, 2 Water parks, Disney Springs, Golf Courses, and all The resorts make up Walt Disney World which is essentially the size of San Francisco.
Dad: Hey Kids, guess what?
kids: what?
Dad: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
Kids: REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME!
later that night...
Kid 1: Can you sleep?
Kid 2: No, I'm too excited!
Kid 1: I bet it's gonna be so fun! There are so many cool rides!
Kid 2: BET
Dad: Come on kids go to sleep!
Kids: We're too excited!!!
Disney world - what does it mean?
The only place on earth where 13 year olds can kick the nuts of a man in a mouse suit and get away with it
The creepy ass mouse: hey kid
13 year old boy: (kicks mouses nuts)
The creepy ass mouse: (trying not to cry) have fun
Disney world: international hellhole or kicking grown men’s balls
Disney world - meaning
The world's only people trap operated by a mouse. You get overcharged for everything, but have so much fun in the process that by the time you realise you don't have enough money to eat for the rest of your pitiful vacation, you've already starved.
We went to Disney World and later declared bankruptcy.
Disney world - definition
Although it's known as the happiest place on earth, it's definitely not. Whether you go to Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, or Animal Kingdom, there's screaming crying children everywhere... if you bring your own kids it's even more of hell. Basically your better off going kid free.
Person 1: I just surprised my kids with a trip to disney world we all can't wait to go!
Person 2: ha good luck it's gonna be hell
Person 1: Why would you say that
Person 2: your children will become ungrateful little brats
Disney world - slang
The greatest place on earth, or at least in the continental United States. A place that anyone of any age can have fun, sure it's mad expensive, but it's worth it.
Me - Hey Mom!! I want to get on Tower of Terror now!! C'mon, hurry up, move with a purpose!! This is DIsney World!!
Mom - Sade, shut up, stop acting like you're 5. We have time to get on all the rides you want to get on just wait.
Me- (mumbles)
I get really excited when we go to Disney World.
Disney world
A code word meaning "making out on the beach" or any other kind of hooking up.
wally: "whatd you do with her last night"
me: "we went to disney world"
wally: "nice"
Disney world
"I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well I'm not a crook." -Richard Nixon, November 17, 1973 Televised press conference at Walt Disney World, Florida.
Disney world
the place where milions of families every year spend millions of dollars on worthles parks that have rides for kids under the age of 7
me-disney world is getting old
mom- i love disney...lets do toy story mania
me-can't we go to universal studios
mom- no
me-why
mom- cause at disney world they tell you have a magical day