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What is dick trap?
When a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). He must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax penis into the anus of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect penis back out of the anus. Chinese Dick Trap.
So I just watched Indian Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it was worse than getting a Chinese Dick Trap. And global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.
dick trap - video
Dick trap - what is it?
When a lover bites your dick during head (sexual act of sucking your penis)
That bitch is a venus dick trap.
What does "dick trap" mean?
Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.
Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.
Dick trap - what does it mean?
When two men gently pinch the opening of their urethras in order to allow a small amount of air into the tract, then they jam the tips of their penises together and release the pinch hold. Doing so will suction the penises together causing a chinese dick trap effect.
OMG! Did you see Mikey and Vinnie hold the Chinese Dick Trap for three seconds bro!?
Dick trap - meaning
Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there
Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap
Dick trap - definition
Opposite of pussy trap but with a guy instead of a girl.
He dick trap me by into marrying him.
Dick trap - slang
a dick trap is a hoe that grabs any dick that comes too close. she lies in wait unexpectedly, and when you're too messed up to see it coming she snatches you!
as a noun: Don't go near that hoe, she's a dirty dick trap. .... as an insult: She better keep lookin' at me like that, stupid dick trap.
Dick trap
Malevolent plot aiming to screw s.o.
Famous bulgarian phrase - in BG: "Kur kapan"
e.g. It was unexpected. These muthafuckaz layed me a dick trap.
Dick trap
when a woman asks a man a question or suggestion that no matter how he answers or which choice he makes, he is in trouble.
"Can I see your porn collection honey? I promise I wont get mad" "I'm not answering that, it has dick trap written all over it!"
Dick trap
A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.
Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap