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What is Two dicks?
A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.
Two dicks - video
Two dicks - what is it?
Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!
ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!
What does "Two dicks" mean?
One really-really happy person.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.
Two dicks - what does it mean?
A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.
Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Two dicks - meaning
The non gay act of two males reuniting & expressing their happiness with the sexual 69 position.
My best friend came into town & after a long wait to see each other, we had a epic two dick 69.
Two dicks - definition
When you're to busy
Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework
Two dicks - slang
the air of someone extremely happy
Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night
Two dicks
A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'
Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."
Dude2: "A what?"
Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."
Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
Two dicks
Two Dicks is the term that is mostly used by Blueface, the meaning of this phrase is that you have 1 dick and 1 strap (glock, pistol, sidearm) in your pants.
Nobody:
Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko
Nobody: that is actually fire
Two dicks
an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.
Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!