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What is dick bicycle?
The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.
My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.
dick bicycle - video
Dick bicycle - what is it?
A simple insult that does not make sense but sounds funny. Invented by myself whilst on Facebook (See Fuckbook).
Garret: Im chill as a qucumber
Me: Theres no q in cucumber bicycle dick.
What does "dick bicycle" mean?
ok i actually don't know what this means but it sounds painful!!! don't do it
"tonight me and my lady are going to dick bicycle"
"don't!!!!!!!"
Dick bicycle - what does it mean?
When you sit on a girl's chest/neck and pedal her ears, while yo dick sits on her face
She pissed me off, got me rock hard and fell asleep. So I woke her up with a good ol fashioned dick bicycle
Dick bicycle - meaning
When your handlebars are dildos
"Maarten has a sweet dick bicycle over there"
Dick bicycle - definition
When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.
Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"
Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"
Dick bicycle - slang
The action of riding a guys dick. In Ariannas new song "Side to Side" she talks about being on a dick bicycle and shes walling side to side because ahe got railed hard by the guys dick.
So what did the two loverbirds do lastnight?
I might have ridden the dick bicycle.
Dick bicycle
(dΙͺk ΛbaΙͺsΙͺkl) n. (1) A bicycle with a dildo attached to it, usually on the seat, or arranged so that the peddling of the bicycle causes the dildo to move. (2) A bicycle made of penises. (3) A penis made of bicycles.
(1) The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding dick bicycles... get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their dick bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them, and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half dick bicycles. -Flann O'Brien, Third Policeman
(2) Help, my Dick Bicycle tyres are flaccid.
(3) When she started dating Megatron, she discovered, much to her surprise, that he was generously endowed with a Dick Bicycle.
Dick bicycle
When you riding the dick like a bicycle all night and then you get sore and can't walk properly
In Ariana Grandes song "side to side" Nicki Minaj says "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle"
Dick bicycle
A method of riding dick which is similar to the motion of riding a bicycle, where the person riding uses their thighs to move themselves up and down and from side to side, just like riding a bicycle.
As enjoyable as this may be for the participants, it can sometimes leave the rider feeling sore in the genitalia regionβalso similar to the effects of riding a bicycle hard and fast.
As referenced in the Ariana Grandes song "Side to Side", in which guest star Nicki Minaj sings, "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle".
"I saw you leave with Sam last night. You two do the dirty, or what?"
"Oh yeah, I rode the dick bicycle marathon up until the break of dawn."