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What is Maarten?The name comes from latin: king of lightning. Thanks, im nearly as good as that guy called Maarten Maarten - meme gifMaarten - videoMaarten - what is it?A real arrogant prick. So my friend is a real Maarten What does "Maarten" mean?The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone. What's that smell? Maarten - what does it mean?A Maarten is a boy who is probably smart,sweet,caring,funny,brave,nice and also attractive or hot asf. Friend 1: Hey, I need to talk to u about that one boy i met earlier. He is an idiot but he was also attractive for some reason. Maarten - meaningA bloke who is never around when you need him. Or otherwise. Kerstin: Where is Maarten? Maarten - definitionHe is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too! Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet? Maarten - slangThe most handsome and sweetest human to exist. When you think you`re worthless and unlovable, a Maarten can change that. Make sure to hold onto him for as long as you can as you won`t mean anybody who is even close to his level of perfection ever again. Person 1: Woah what`s that coming down from the clouds? MaartenMaarten hates this site because this site is stupid This site is shit, that's what Maarten said MaartenThe highest rank in gaming you can achieve. If you are a real Maarten, you are an expert in Call Of Duty 4 and you love to read Tom Clansey books. A Maarten is also an expert at building LEGO-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: MWOATEH MWOATEH is the best!! Did you build that LEGO Castle MaartenA really cute and sweet guy, would do anything for you if you really needed it. Super helpful and really handsome. Very pretty and deserves the world Ohh whoβs that cutie over there? |
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