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What is Call Of Duty 4?
The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.
Friend #1: Hey let's play Call of Duty 4!!!!!
Friend #2: Hm, I don't feel like it.
Friend #1: Why not?
Friend #2: Because I'm sick and tired of having Trey Arch and Infinity Ward shove the whole how glorified and fucking badass a person can become if they enlist or join a certain part of the military, and how adventurous and fun joining the military is "message" down my throat.
Call Of Duty 4 - video
Call Of Duty 4 - what is it?
THE best game ever by far halo 3 is shit compared to this awesome piece of gaming oblivion
Queer: hey man wanna play halo 3
Pwner: no man that's shit i just wanna get a barrett 50 cal and blow shit up on call of duty 4 man its the best game this side of iraq
Queer: Oh...okay
Pwner: Yeh! bitch!
What does "Call Of Duty 4" mean?
The game that made many Halo fans immediately drop playing Halo 3 online for "more realistic" gameplay, in Call of Duty 4. Frequently causes said Halo fans to diss the shit out of it, later crawling back through the doggy door sorrowfully and returning to their beloved Master Chief. Could possibly be replaced by Vegas 2 in terms of Xbox Live fads.
"Halo 3 sucks! Call of Duty 4 owns it."
"You fucking traitor."
Call Of Duty 4 - what does it mean?
A multi-platform game that is praised for its great online capabilities and that allows completely ridiculous and awesome things to happen.
I took out a helicopter with a pistol in last stand the other day. It was totally great.
^^Yes, this really happened. That's why Call of Duty 4 pwns.
Call Of Duty 4 - meaning
The greatest alternative to sex, better than masturbation too.
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Girlfriend: Wanna rough it up, u sexy bitch?
Me: Hell yeah, you know what I'm thinking?
Girlfriend: Ohhh yeahhhh.............
Me: Barret .50 Caliber time bitches!
Girlfriend: DAMN YOU CALL OF DUTY 4, YOU WIN AGAIN!!!1 HaCKzorS!!!
Call Of Duty 4 - definition
1. better than any game ever.
2. Better than fudge.
3. Better than going to hell.
Satan: You will come down and work in the fire mines!!!
Me: STFU, IMZ playin COD4. (Call of Duty 4)
Jesus: pwnd!
St. Peter: ROFLCOPTER
Call Of Duty 4 - slang
The #1 selling game of 2007, with over 7 million units sold worldwide. Considering that it came out in November, that is very impressive.
Its probably the most fun game that I've ever played. UAV, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.
You - "Hey Jesus, can you give me some good advice?"
Jesus - "Buy Call of Duty 4...its the best fucking game ever. I'm already in my 5th prestige!!"
Call Of Duty 4
The greatest game ever made. Ever.
Call Of Duty 4 = pwn
Call Of Duty 4
The most unrealistic, "realuistic shooter".The game consists of soldiers running around throwing grenades any direction they please and pretending to aim when killing enemys. Players will stop playing games that take some SKILL to play this game because, while they suck at games like halo any person who just picks up the games and plays online for the first time can get 20 plus kills in a team deathmatch game if u just pretend to aim your gun and grenades and then proceed to brag about how badass they are. almost 90% of people will not have mics to comunicate some stratagy with their teamates this is mainly because no stratagy is required to play.
Educated gamer: Hey why did you stop playing Halo.
COD fag: because Halo sucks and i'm so much better at COD 4.
Educated gamer: So just because you are bad at halo that must mean it sucks?
COD 4: ya the sheild is so stupid and its so hard to get headshots all the time. And in real life soliders aim for the body not the head cuz its bigger.
Educated gamer: So you perfeer to play a game like cod so u can get 20 kills in a match and feel like a badass while in halo you would get like 1 killl every 5 or 10. the reason you suck at halo is because you dont comunicate with teamates and use stratgey. instead you will just run out and get raped by everyone you see. and you complain about the amount of shots u need to kill someone but you have no idea that you only need 3 shots to the head to kill someone with the battle rifle. You wouldn't know that because you never bother to use any skill and shoot people in the head.
Cod fag: (now crying and desperate for a shitty aregument) but Cods more realistic and has better maps.
Educated gamer: the whole point of videogames is not to be realistic, but they are soposed to be fun and be competitive at the same time. Cod 4 is no fun because it takes no skill at all to play. And the maps are so small that they you can throw random nades in the air and get up to 6 kills from 1 or 3 nades. Also you can tell the developers took no time to make the multiplayer maps because you can find every single on in the campaign mode. so when you pay for the multiplayer maps you are paying someone to press copy and paste.
Cod fag: Shut up you play Halo and Gears.
Educated gamer: Whatever Call Of Duty 4 sucks.
Call Of Duty 4
One of the great 360 games. Its more modern and about a war with America vs a fictional Russian terrorist group.
Its basically if you mixed all the modern shooters and burned them, then took Halo 3 and made it have game sex with the whole call of duty series to make a awsome game baby that occurs inbetween the times of each game.
Also you get to stab people, which is always enjoyable.
Person 1: Hey wanna play halo 3?
Person 2: Nah I'm tired of being killed by 5 year olds, so ima play Call of Duty 4.
Person 1: So you wanna play with rednecks and middleaged men?
Person 2: Hells yes, so I can own them with my young people skillz!