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What is deviled eggs?
When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
deviled eggs - video
Deviled eggs - what is it?
When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
What does "deviled eggs" mean?
This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke
Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...
Deviled eggs - what does it mean?
A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded
“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”
“I know sad right”
Deviled eggs - meaning
When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!
*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
Deviled eggs - definition
A burger that comes with a deviled egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger, you should try it!"
Deviled eggs - slang
The act of a Mississippi Deviled Egg begins with a female taking a raw egg and absorbing it into her birth canal. She leaves it in there for a week. By doing this, it makes the egg become hard boiled. Next, she and her male partner proceed into copulation, cracking the shell. When the male is close to ejaculation, he pulls out and the girl gives birth to the hard boiled egg; usually, at this time, it is in pieces. Lastly, the male splooges onto the egg bits; thus making a Mississippi Deviled Egg.
The other day, my girl let me give her a Mississippi Deviled Egg. Her snatch smelled like rotten eggs for days, but it was so worth it.
Deviled eggs
When a vagina stinks to high heaven; however, you eat it anyway.
Man, I went down on Cindy the other night and her puss was rank! Whew, what a deviled egg!
Deviled eggs
When you crack an egg in a girls ass and then fuck her so hard that it scrambles
Come here Kim and let me give you a good ole deviled egg
Deviled eggs
When you drink a bottle of hot sauce wait 1 hour then Than pry your girlfriends sleeping eyes open and shit equally on each eye ball you may garnish around eye with chillie powder or parsley if for looks if desired.
My girl made me so mad last night so instead of hate screwing her ass hole I made her some deviled eggs.