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What is dendrophilia?
people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on
i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet
dendrophilia - meme gif
dendrophilia - video
Dendrophilia - what is it?
Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular
What does "dendrophilia" mean?
People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.
I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.
Dendrophilia - what does it mean?
Arousle by trees/Sex with trees
I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.
Dendrophilia - meaning
Fornication with Trees.
Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac
Dendrophilia - definition
Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002
Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best
Today, I humped a tree
I had to pee
No place to go but behind a tree
I saw
A hollow knothole
So I said to myself
I’ll give it a go
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The cops got me
They had to stop me
They threw me in jail
That’s where you come in
I need you to pay my bail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
….beeb