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What is dead hand?
Historically, the phrase, "Dead Man's Hand" was given to the last poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok had been dealt when he was murdered during a game of five-card-draw. Although there is quite the controversy over what those five cards were or even if there actually were five cards when the infamous Hickok was slain, there appears to be a general mind that he was holding a pair of 8's and a pair of Ace's. However, the most controversial aspect about the poker hand in question, was the the number and suit of the fifth card.
You're about as useful as a "Dead Man's Hand."
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Dead hand - what is it?
According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.
"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead
What does "dead hand" mean?
The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.
Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"
Dead hand - what does it mean?
From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!
"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)
California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)
Dead hand - meaning
Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'
I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!
Dead hand - definition
An exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. This apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.
I joined the dead hand gang whilst imagining that your mum was tossing me off last night.
Dead hand - slang
Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction
I had a Dead hand wank when I woke up and found my hand was numb
Dead hand
v. to slap someone with a dead-like or loose hand.
When Eric and his friends mess around, they dead hand each other in the chest to hurt them.
Dead hand
Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.
After watching porn last night, I decided to rub one off with my dead hand.
Dead hand
When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.
I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.