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What is dairy farmer?
The best insult EVER CREATED.
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"
dairy farmer - video
Dairy farmer - what is it?
When 3 guys get naked and get on their hands and knees and a female/male proceeds to jerk them off into a drinking glass similar to squeezing milk from a cows utters. When the glass is full the "Dairy" Farmer then drinks all of the contents of the glass.
Oh man, my buddies and I participated in a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer last night!
What does "dairy farmer" mean?
A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.
oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty
Dairy farmer - what does it mean?
The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!
Dairy farmer - meaning
A woman or man who engages in milking a man's prostate. This is done by entering through the anus and pushing against the prostate causing an ejaculation.
That girl Katrin milked me last week, she is a hell of a dairy farmer.
Dairy farmer - definition
Someone who fakes an injury to get of work
Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office
Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer
Dairy farmer - slang
When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
Dairy farmer
a girl who specifically enjoys semen on her body, and goes to extra lengths to extract it from men, much like a dairy farmer does to a cow.
John:man that bitch was a dairy farmer last night.
Mike: uuuuggghhh