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What is curtis?
Possibly the biggest tool that the world has ever known. If a "Curtis" was the foe of James Bond, the famous 007 would likely kill himself due to this persons toolness.
"Dude did that kid just steal candy from a baby? What a curtis ...."
"Dude that kid is a curtis... he thought being able to burp his abc's would attract this babe...what a curtis bro."
"Dude that kid thought Helen Keller were two different people.. what a curtis."
curtis - meme gif
curtis - video
Curtis - what is it?
a bloated blowfish black man incapable of being "real" he resembles forrest whittaker and bigge smalls. a curtis never brushes his tooth and refuses to bathe. u can find him behind a local grocery store beating his meat by a bonfire
an example of a curtis is a two headed clitoris with a hangnail
What does "curtis" mean?
1. the most hairy man alive.
2. yet, still balding.....
3. has a massive heart.
4. very compassionate and impassioned.
5. very compatible with a jennaor jennah.
6. very metrosexual.
7. a best friend in every aspect of the word.
1. wow, that guy has so much roast beef he could go curtis.
2. wow, that guy is hairy and kind of not..... what a curtis!
3. they are so sweet. they must have curtis-sized hearts.
4. that outfit is so fashionable for a man that it could be curtis.
5. you are my curtis.
Curtis - what does it mean?
an extremely hot environment; usually, but not always, indoors; usually used as a replacement for the word "hot" to illustrate the extreme heat
The thermostat was broken and the temperature continued to rise, prompting Corey to say, "It is absolutely curtis in here!"
Curtis - meaning
someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
Curtis - definition
Someone who has a short temper and refuses to shave.
"Look at those sideburns!"
"Yeah but watch out he's a curtis"
Curtis - slang
that nigga aint shit owe me child support small dic nappy hair ass nigga
i would date a guy named curtis
Curtis
a charming young smart ang musical person.his crushes often like him
curtis is so hot
Curtis
A man with eyebrows so sexy he starts his own religion everytime he walks in a room. It is said his fist alone could split the world in half. Father of burtis
"Whoa that guys totally a Curtis"
Curtis
Hot Sexy Beast. The "Shit" you may say.
That Man danced like a curtis