What is curly fries?

An awesome saying coined in 2013. Commonly used as a jocular sort of greeting among males. Occasionally accompanied by a specific handshake.

"Crunchy nuggets, curly fries!" "you too, bro"

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curly fries - video

Curly fries - what is it?

Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.

Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.

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What does "curly fries" mean?

Pubic dreadlocks, often due to lack of hygiene.

Zach: "Darwin, shave down there. You have some serious southern curly fries going on."

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Curly fries - what does it mean?

A scary ass doll that gets attacked by peanut butter,wakes up next to you,and has a owner that is obsessed with memes

OMG IT’S CURLY FRIES

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Curly fries - meaning

a code name for getting fingered .

Bitch I really just want to get curly fried!
He curly fried me in the movie theater.

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Curly fries - definition

Being Forced To Pay For Something

Mourad & Nick Went To Jack In The Box Because Lizzie & Natalie Said They Wanted Tacos. But All Of A Sudden Lizzie Wanted Curly Fries So They Told The Lady To Ring Up Curly Fries. Lizzie & Natalie Didn't Have Enough Money So Nick & Mourad Were FORCED To Pay For The Tacos & Curly Fries.

I Don't Have Money For The Movie Are Willing To Be Curly Fried By Me. :D

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