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What is cumple?
A blackhole that, when interacted (through suspicious fornication), leads you a sub-dimensional builderman ass and gets out all different types of Cumpling slop. The guy who invented this gayass shit was none other than David "Joe Biden" Baszucki in an attempt to seize and stop all wars committed by the reign of Trump Slop Burger. It is a utopia generally for builderman's asshole and later expands into legoland. Since then, the Sexslop Hole Cumpling Ltd has reigned supreme with the knowledge of how to make the sloppiest burger imaginable thanks to the multidimensional gloryhole known as Builderman himself. Not only is this method ethical, but there are billions upon billions of assholes to go around. It also saves the cows as it is 100% vegan, made with real meat.
lil tiny bitch 1: have you heard about the Sexslop Hole Cumpling Ltd?
lil tiny bitch 2: Yes! I heard it is 100% vegan too! I even got my meat from there, made from 100% cow!
lil tiny bitch 1: I hope you die and then go in a coma
lil tiny bitch 3: I had sex with God
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Cumple - what is it?
The slop that is extracted after someone has busted a huge load into Builderman himself. Cumpling slop is trademarked by David Baszucki himself and shares a stock with Coca cola. Cumpling slop is usually produced by any member of the Black Dick Militia as long as their semen is unloaded into Builderman's ass. Cumpling slop is usually eaten with either; a dumpling wrapper or a wonton wrapper, However, people have enjoyed putting it into a cold glass of Coca Cola. People also put Cumpling slop into a used condom and enjoy it with a glass of tea for breakfast.
lil bitch 1: bro have you tried Cumpling slop yet??
lil bitch 2: shut the fuck up i will not support Builderman or Coca Cola.
lil bitch 1: suit yourself!
lil bitch 3: i commited warcrimes that have not been punished yet
What does "cumple" mean?
The act of crumpling and falling over while cumming.
Last night I cumpled while strangling myself in the closet.
Cumple - what does it mean?
A cumple is when a group of people cum on to a sock. Making it look like a large mound of cum.
Bro Megan and some of her friends had a cumple session last night.
Cumple - meaning
Its when you put dumplings in her pussy then you cum inside of her and make her eat one very sexually.
"Hey babe you want a fucking cumpling"~franklin 2018
Cumple - definition
;the sexy dimple’s certain women have on their lower back just above their derrière, that one can fill with Cum hence Cum + Dimple’s = Cumples.
Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?