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What is cumberbatch?
To be overtaken and swooned by the perfection that is the actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Being Cumberbatched will result in the (most likely female) viewer's ovaries exploding and inevitable panty dropping.
I watched Sherlock last night and I was Cumberbatched by his smoky baritone voice.
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Cumberbatch - what is it?
Pertaining to a certain Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch, the term Cumberbatched refers to;
1. The state of complete awe and fangirl/boying at which it becomes difficult to function normally in the presence of Cumberbatch (even if his presence is merely the organisation of pixels on a screen.)
2. Also refers to a something which sucked before, but, by having an association with him, becomes inherently more awesome.
Cumberbitch 1: OMG LOOK IT'S BENNY HE'S SO AMAZING HE IS SO WONDERFUL I WISH I KNEW HIM ASDFGHSDFHKJFDHkfs -mindsplosion-
Cumberbitch 2: YOU'VE BEEN CUMBERBATCHED.
What does "cumberbatch" mean?
The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.
(also: getting Cumberbatched)
"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."
"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"
Cumberbatch - what does it mean?
verb
1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).
2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.
Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.
I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
Cumberbatch - meaning
A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.
I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.
Cumberbatch - definition
To mess up someone's name on purpose.
It came from the running joke of people intentionally messing up Benedict Cumberbatch's name.
Person 1: People need to stop cumberbatching Benadict Cumberbatch's name.
Person 2: I think you mean Banister Crumblebench.
Person 3: Iām pretty sure its Benedong Cucumber.
Cumberbatch - slang
A person with an undesirably large amount of pubic hair that renders them completely unfuckable.
Person 1: So how was that chick last night?
Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.
Person 1: Damn.
Cumberbatch
to empathize with turtles.
"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."
Cumberbatch
a very sexy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as "senor". Lovers of the cumberbatch are referred to as "cumberbitches"
did you see that man's cheekbones? he is a total cumberbatch.
Cumberbatch
An insult used as a reference to male genitalia. It can used as a substitute to words like prick or tool.
You dirty cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.