What is Cucumber?

The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slaves we’re seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because they’ll “never be as cool as a cucumber” aka, they’ll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.

Look at that cucumber on the fields.

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Cucumber - meme gif

Cucumber - video

Cucumber - what is it?

A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household

Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.

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What does "Cucumber" mean?

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

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Cucumber - what does it mean?

Something normally girls shove up their pussy when they are horny

Girl 1: OMG IM SO HORNY I COULD LITERALLY FUCK A TRAIN RN
Girl 2 : OMG bestayy shove a cucumber in it!!

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Cucumber - meaning

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)