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What is double entendre?
A sentence/phrase with a double meaning (one of which is risque).
Double - Two
Entendre - Derived from the french word for intent.
Double Entendre - Intentionally giving a double meaning.
"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one."
"Take off you pants and jacket (jack it)"
double entendre - video
Double entendre - what is it?
A word or phrase that has a double meaning, with one of the meanings usually naughty or rude.
Double- meaning two
Entendre- the French word meaning 'to hear,' NOT 'intent.'
Double Entendre- 'double hearing,' or basically when you hear two meanings
Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
(A double entendre because Hannibal is actually having- as in eating- a friend for dinner, instead of just having a friend over to eat dinner together)
What does "double entendre" mean?
A phrase, saying or sentence that can be interpreted in two different ways. One of which is usually dirty.
An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work
Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?
Female customer: Yes please.
Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?
Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.
Double entendre - what does it mean?
Putting an object, such as a peen, in one's vageen, and another object such as another peen, or a dillie, or a english cucumber, in the pooper sphinky. commonly known as double penetration, dp, or the 2 hole tango.
Annie: Oh, hashmeer. I would like you to do things to me like the sun and the moon
Hashmeer: No Annie, no time
annie: Can we just do a simple double entendre
Hashmeer: Oh Annie I just want, you know what, all i have time for is double entendre
Annie: okay lets do da damn thang
Double entendre - meaning
(noun) - a double intent; double meaning; a spoken phrase which can be understood in either of two ways.
(Origin: briefly, "entendre" is from French, the root word "entente," meaning intent.)
~OFFICER: "Why did you try to do that to the girl in the bar, sir? Can't you see she's far too young for you?"
-DRUNK MAN: "Well, she was old enough to be in a bar, wasn't she?"
~"She told the waitress she was in school, but she didn't elaborate."
-"University? Community college?"
~"No, as it turns out."
-"Trade school, then? High school?"
~"Elementary, my dear pervert. Now get in the patrol car."
(Also: See ringhorne definition of diet, the example used there suits this.)
Double entendre - definition
Saying something that has more than one meaning. Such meanings are generally naughty. A double entendre is fun for everyone!
That was a double entendre!
I know, man, I know!
There were TWO entendres!
Double entendre - slang
A phrase, saying or sentence that can be interpreted in two different ways.
a double entendre in everyday life.
Female customer at shop: Can I have a bag for that please?
Me working on register: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one.
Me: I've got a huge one for you.
Double entendre
A word or phrase with two interpretations, one of which is ribald.
Dr. Evil: By "Caliber", I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character...it's a homonym.
Number Two: No, Dr. Evil. It's called a "double entendre".
Dr. Evil: SILENCE, NUMBER TWO!!
(Number Two falls into a firy pit)
Number Two: AAAHHHHHH!!!
Double entendre
lit. from the French meaning 'double meaning.' a phrase or saying that has another connotation apart from the literal, almost always sexual in nature. A staple of the British 'carry on' series of films of thr 1960s and 70s, and the most excellent 'Bottom' TV show of the early 90s on the BBC
Eddie: Hang on, hang on hang on hang on. I've got your real present here.
Richie: It's a piece of paper. It is a small piece of paper.
Eddie: Read it.
Richie: "Madame Swish, three-thirty." Oh! Eddie! You haven't? Oh, what a pal you are. "Madame Swish". Ooh-err! Hohh, God, at last I'm really going to do it. And on my birthday as well! Ohhhggh, I wonder what she's like?
Eddie: She's a dead cert mate, a real stayer.
Richie:Really?
Eddie:Yeah, she'll come first.
Richie: What, before me? Good grief, that's quick. So she'll think I'm
great! Oh, what a pal you are! And it's all paid for?
Eddie: Um, not exactly, I need a tenner.
Richie: A tenner. Right. That's quite cheap, isn't it?
Eddie: Er, well, no, in that case it's a tenner each way.
Richie: Well, how many ways are there?
Eddie: Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you?
Richie: Well how many people are going to be there?
Eddie: Well, a few thousand.
Richie: What?
Eddie: Well it's Kempton.
Richie:Kempton? I can't get down to Kempton by three-thirty!
Eddie: You don't have to mate, it'll be on the telly!
Richie: They're going to televise it? Well what if my auntie's watching?
Eddie: Well what's illegal about betting on a horse?
Richie: A horse?
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie: Madame Swish is, is, is a horse?
Eddie: Yeah! Well what did you think it was?
Richie: Oh no, nothing, nothing. Just checking.
Eddie:I have given you a red hot tip.
Richie: (looks at his crotch) I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there!
Double entendre
Phrases that are so ambiguous and that can possibly have a sexual meaning.
Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows:
News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"
News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."
Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."