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What is cumber?
The people that worship the partisan droppings of a Political swami named The Oracle Q-anon. They have obsessed about imaginary pedophilia, even swapping provocative pics of kids, yet they have never even helped one kid. These perverted Q-cumbers are planning executions and Civil War. they think Donald Trump is fighting a war with the "deep state."
Don't feel bad if those commenters falsely called you a pedophile, they're Q-cumbers!
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Cumber - what is it?
When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.
Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!
What does "cumber" mean?
A Deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment
"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"
or
"Man I feel so cumber right now"
Cumber - what does it mean?
When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them
hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?
Cumber - meaning
cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia
as in...
Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.
Cumber - definition
A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.
Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?
Cumber - slang
To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times
Nick really Cumbered Jake
Cumber
A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.
"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."
Cumber
A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.
Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.
Cumber
cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"
I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.