Definder - what does the word mean?

What is crited?

A non-hippie scumbag who thinks they know everything. Being a hippie is generally about peace and love but they constantly grow angry and are fucking cocks about fat chick with back tits

Dude i was walkin down the street the other day in my new Abercrombie shirt when some hippie-crite runs over to me and starts bitchin about how im a conformist fuck and hes gonna kick my ass. So I pounded his hippiecritical ass into the ground

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Crited - what is it?

Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".

MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.

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What does "crited" mean?

sexiest person on earth

hailee crites is so sexy

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Crited - what does it mean?

A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.

hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.

You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite

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Crited - meaning

A synonym for "gimp" or "gimpy".

Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.

Jesus, his golf swing is a Clayton Crites.

Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.

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Crited - definition

From the word critter meaning monster or mob in a video game. This term started with my friends and I while playing the first Doom. I believe my uncle coined the term. Variations can be like: Boss Crite, Floaty Crite, Explodey Crite, etc.

Loads of crites come out of that door, kill them all.

That was one baddass demon crite.

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Crited - slang

To blow a large load all over a girls face.

Guy 1: So how did last night go?

Guy 2: Dude i crited her.

Guy 1: Nice

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Crited

Crite - A derogatory term you can use when there's people around you can't swear near.
Crite - Cross between Crap/Shite.

*Teamate being an ass on an online game* STOP DICKING AROUND AND PLAY THE GAME YOU LITTLE CRITE!

*This movie was a load of crite, totally predictable.

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Crited

A traitor to their own college. He roots against his own school's teams.

Student #1: Our teams gunna win!
Student #2: Nah the other teams got it in the bag
Student #1: Stop being such a Crites

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Crited

Crite - correct and/or right

Bill: "Does 2 + 2 = 4?"
Fred: "Crite!"

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