What is crayfish?

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.

Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.

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Crayfish - what is it?

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

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What does "crayfish" mean?

Beautiful body but shit for brains.

(At the gym looking at body builders)
Look at those crayfish prancing around flexing their steroid pumped muscles

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Crayfish - what does it mean?

A synonym for "crazy". An elongated form of "cray-cray", which is short for crazy. Used when someone or something is just so wacky you can't handle it.

God, that Lila is so crayfish!
Dude, that's completely crayfish...how embarrassing!

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Crayfish - meaning

backing out of a deal

Jerry said he was going to sell me his car for a deal, and now he's crayfishing on me!

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Crayfish - definition

Crayfish means crazy or mad.

That party was so crayfish!
Damn...what a crayfish class.
Did you see that new kid? He is totally crayfish!
Ahhh! This is driving me crayfish!

What? This is Crayfish!
Crayfish?!-No, this is SPARTA!

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