Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cranker?

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.

Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.

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Cranker - what is it?

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.

John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"

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What does "cranker" mean?

Meth Addict word (like Stoner is for Marijuana)

Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker

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Cranker - what does it mean?

One who spends all there time running there mouth without even knowing what the f*ck their talking about.

"Krazy Karl is such a cranker."

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Cranker - meaning

A whitsler; a heater; big line of cocaine.
When the cocktail party gets boring, helps you crank it up a notch.

"Crankers on the half shell, anyone?"

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Cranker - definition

someone who's constantly cranky.

my mom is such a cranker.

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Cranker - slang

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)

as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!

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Cranker

n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material

Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank

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Cranker

A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane

Want to smoke some crankers?

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Cranker

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)

All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!

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