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What is corncob?

Highest level of fuckboy you can achieve

quit talking shit, you're a fucking corncob

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Corncob - what is it?

The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.

The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.

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What does "corncob" mean?

Slang, derogatory term used to refer to men, especially young white men, with styles centered in southern heritage themes such as, but not limited to, large trucks, camouflage, cowboy boots, cowboy hats and large belt buckles.

That Toby Keith concert was packed with corncobs.

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Corncob - what does it mean?

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

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Corncob - meaning

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

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Corncob - definition

Once thought to be the source of a medical condition known as "corncobitis", often associated with old age and which is easily diagnosed by the following symptoms:
- slow, deliberate gait
- facial expression of anxiety or constipation
- slightly bent over posture with prominent protrusion of the buttocks

Treatment is surgical removal of the corncob. However, research has determined that in many patients, there is no actual corncob or other foreign object in the rectum and in such cases there is no known cure.

Check out that old geezer. Reckon he's packin' a corncob?

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Corncob - slang

Something you do to your boyfriends cock. DO NOT use your teeth but 'nibble' up and down the shaft gumming him. Yummy.

I took his cock with my hand and I nibbled it with my lips over my teeth. He wiggled in delite as I corncobbed him.

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Corncob

The act of

1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties
2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt
and..
3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob

Antoinette: Hey Stan, did you bring the butter and salt?
Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing

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Corncob

a poor person's dildo

I found me a nice corncob out in the dumpster behind the Blue Star

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Corncob

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

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