Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cocknose?

Originated because sum1 has a nose so steep its a double black ski run, and looks remarkably cock shaped

Tamsin u have a cock nose

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Cocknose - what is it?

your boss

What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose

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What does "cocknose" mean?

You can use cocknose in a number of situations... Its meaning depends on the context that you use it in. You can use it for someone you dislike, or just as a way to greet someone.

It could also be a well known name for a person in a group that not many people like.

Hes such a cocknose.
Hey Cocknose.
What are you doing today cocknose?
What dya mean you have only got 12p? Cocknose!

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Cocknose - what does it mean?

Coknose originated in the early 90's at a butcher shop since we used as an insult to customers, workers and delivery drivers it has been spreading rapidly, cocknose is therefore one of the worlds best and most meaningful insult or word to express your dislike or anger towards someone

.lucas you cocknose you broke the mincer and your cocknose brother cant wash dishes for shit
.why should i pay you? you have been a cocknose all week
.the customer i just served is a cocknose
. mr brouton is a cocknose

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Cocknose - meaning

name for someone you work beside that you dont like,and who has a bigger nose than his cock

have you seen cocknose today

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Cocknose - definition

Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.

You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.

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Cocknose - slang

Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point

scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha

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Cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

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Cocknose

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

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Cocknose

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

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