Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Cocknose?

Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.

You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.

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Cocknose - what is it?

Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point

scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha

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What does "Cocknose" mean?

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

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Cocknose - what does it mean?

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

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Cocknose - meaning

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

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Cocknose - definition

A man with a nose of phallaceutical proportions and/or one who is acting in an unreasonable or mean-spirited manner.

"That guy over there is a thoroughbred cocknose."
"Will you stop being such a cocknose and give me back my bag?"

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Cocknose - slang

Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.

Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.

You, my friend, are a f**king CockNose.

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Cocknose

A person usually female with the first name beginning and ending with an A, who has a nose with a strong resemblance to a big fat hairy COCK.

Anna you cocknose, get a nose job!!!!

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Cocknose

One whose nose is as big as an erect penis!

Lauren is a cocknose!

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Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

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