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What is cockmeat?

What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.

The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.

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Cockmeat - what is it?

What you order in a McDonalds drive thru,

for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.

Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"

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What does "cockmeat" mean?

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

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Cockmeat - what does it mean?

a complementary snack usually offered by prison guards to inmates. this sandwich consists of a penis, two slices of brown wholemeal bread, and one leaf of lettuce, kindly prepared by the prison's guards themselves. if your lucky you could find extra mayo in your sandwich.

"ready for your cockmeat sandwich... i hope you like extra mayo!"

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Cockmeat - meaning

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.

Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.

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Cockmeat - definition

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!

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Cockmeat - slang

A blowjob basically.

Big Bob's coming in to give you a cockmeat sandwich! Be prepared!

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Cockmeat

A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.

1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!

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Cockmeat

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.

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Cockmeat

Chicken, specifically the meat of a chicken (prepared/served in any variety of way)

Braden sure does love eating that cockmeat. Look at him go, gobbles it up.

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