What is cockless?

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

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cockless - video

Cockless - what is it?

To be without a cock.

The skeleton appeared to be cockless and it caused great confusion among the group chat.

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What does "cockless" mean?

A person with no phallous whom is forced to fadge.
Derogatory, shouted loudly in an insult contest to counter such painful insults such as "Your Mum" and "Your Face"

You cockless fadger!
Hey did you hear steve kirby is a cockless fadger?!
Your mum's a cockless fadger from hell and she licks small children.

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Cockless - what does it mean?

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

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Cockless - meaning

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

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