What is cockfest?

when you check who's online and there are only guys online

Scott: Hey, whats up Tanner what you doing?
Tanner: I'm on Myspace
Scott: Oh cool, hey check who's online
Tanner: Ok
Scott: Dude it's an online cockfest!

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Cockfest - what is it?

A type of gay orgy where everyone participating is roleplaying Michaelangelo from TMNT. Orange is typically painted around the eyes of each participant either before or during the Cowabunga Cockfest, but not all of these events do this.

Person A: I went to a Cowabunga Cockfest yesterday. Person B: Sir, this is a Bass Pro Shops.

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What does "cockfest" mean?

Where a group of Cumbrian farmers unwittingly abbreviate their town name to creat a festival that only lasts one year.

I one went to a festival in Cumbria it was called cockfest, it never happened again.

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Cockfest - what does it mean?

Any social gathering, with a vested interest in the intermingling of men and women, in which the ratio of men to women is in the order of n:1, where n is some number greater than two.

Dude 1: So how was the party last night?

Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.

Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.

Dude 1: Cockfest!

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Cockfest - meaning

A small or large gathering of males, usually at kickbacks/parties and hardly, or zero females

We need some bitches up in here yo! This place is one hell of a cockfest.

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Cockfest - definition

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.

an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).

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